Latest news on the launch of Tracy’s Celebrity Hot Mail

Well, after a heated conference with the police, the government and the military, it seems that the Queen will not be available to launch Tracy’s Celebrity Hot Mail on August 12th. It appears that she’s going to be off shooting something instead. BUT!! fear not. We have managed to find another old wrinkly to send the champagne bottle swinging. Tracy’s Gran. … No Gran, that’s swinging the champagne bottle, not swigging it.
Gran says she’s delighted to step in for the Queen and hopes she gets to shoot a few pinko commies alongside the grouse when she’s out on the moors. Gran says she likes the feel of a well greased Purdey too.

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